OMFG. WHEN DID MY LIFE TURN INTO A FOOD PORNO?
SO, WENT OUT TO BREAKFAST WITH THE BOY TODAY.
HUBBY: FUCK. YOU HAVE TO TRY THIS. (‘THIS’ WOULD BE NUTELLA CREPES)
ME: NODS. KEEPS EATING THE ORGASMICALLY DELICIOUS ALMOND CROISSANT.
HUBBY: NO. I MEAN RIGHT NOW.
ME: UM. YOU SEEM VERY INVESTED IN ME EATING YOUR FOOD. WTF.
HUBBY: BECAUSE I WANNA SEE THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE.
ME: LEERS. LEANS IN AND TAKES OFFERED BITE. HOLY MOTHER OF FUCKFUCKFUCK. THERE ARE NO FUCKING WORDS.
HUBBY: LEANS IN. DOES NAUGHTY THINGS WITH HAND. OH, AND HEAR YOU MOAN.
UM… DID I MENTION HOW MUCH I LOVE GOING OUT TO BREAKFAST WITH MY BOY?
